Sh*t I Want To Say At Work 2025 Calendar
Survived another pointless meeting? Barely making it through the workday without snapping?
This Sh*t I Want To Say At Work 2025 Calendar is the perfect companion for anyone who’s had just about enough of workplace BS. Packed with brutally honest, hilariously rude quotes for every month, this calendar is made for the office warriors who are too tired to care but too polite to say what they’re really thinking.
This isn’t your typical work calendar. With offensive humor that’s not for the faint-hearted, it’s designed to get you through the endless emails, pointless meetings, and daily grind with a smirk on your face.
Whether you're gifting it to a colleague or keeping it on your desk as a reminder that you’re not alone in the struggle, this calendar will brighten your day with its sharp wit and no-holds-barred attitude.
Product Features:
Top-Quality Build: Made with 250gsm paper and a sleek satin finish, this calendar is designed to last through the entire year of workplace frustrations.
Perfect Size: The 10” x 5” size makes it the ideal desk companion, fitting neatly into your workspace without clutter.
Premium Design: Features a black spiral binding and tent backing card, so it stands tall while you roll your eyes at the latest email.
12 Months of Relatable Humor: The 2025 month grid is filled with quotes that reflect exactly what you wish you could say at work.
Paper Sourced from Austria: High-quality material for a smooth, durable finish that’s just as resilient as you are at work.
Shipping & Delivery
1. Shipping cost:
Standard Shipping: 0 - 39.99 $5.00
Free Shipping: Orders over $40.
2. Delivery Time:
Delivery Time=Processing Time+Shipping Time
Processing Time: 3-7 Working Day
Shipping time: 10-15 Working Days(not calendar days)
Note: During peak seasons and promotional sales, delivery might take a little longer.
3. Where does Cloveme deliver?
U.S: We ship orders to all 50 U.S. states (and Washington D.C.) Monday – Friday, except public holidays. Please note that we do not ship to APO/FPO/DPO addresses.
United Kingdom: We ship orders to all areas United Kingdom Monday – Friday, except public holidays. Please note that we do not ship to APO/FPO/DPO addresses.
Australia: We ship orders to all areas Australia Monday – Friday, except public holidays. Please note that we do not ship to APO/FPO/DPO addresses.
4. How can i track my order?
Our delivery time starts from the moment an order is accepted and includes a 24-hour period where your items will be processed and dispatched on business days. Please note: this can take longer during promotional sales.
As soon as your order is packed we will send you a shipment confirmation email with the delivery information and a link to track your order online. Please note, that it can take some days before the tracking information is available.
5. What should I do if the delivery is delayed/What if my package is lost
Our parcels are delivered by logistics companies, which can track the logistics status in real time, but if the delay/loss is caused by irresistible reasons, we are also deeply sorry, we can do the following:
A, Maintain communication with the our service
The last thing we want to see is that your package has been delayed. Make sure we know the status of the package. We will keep in touch with you at any time and let you know the status of the package. And explain the situation to you.
B. Track your goods in real time
When you notice a delay at any time during the shipment process, you can take some form of action: send a replacement package in a faster way. Or, if there is a delay and you are anxious to get the package, you can contact us, and we may re-issue the package using other shipping methods according to the situation.
6. About cancel your order
You can cancel your order, we accept order cancellations before product processing. If the order is canceled by that time, you will get a full refund.But If the product has already been shipped out, we will unfortunately be unable to cancel the order. Thank you for your understand!
Note: You will be notified by email once the order has been sent. So it is can not to cancel the order after the goods have been shipped. If you insist that you do not want your package, you can contact us to return it after you receive it. Thank you for your understand!
If you have any question,You can contact us directly: sever@cloveme.com
Return & Refund Policy
Welcome to cloveme. We focus on the pursuit of product quality and excellent customer service. We are committed to providing a comfortable and peaceful purchase experience for each customer. But Please to make sure the recipient's name, delivery address and phone number are correct, otherwise we will not be responsible for lost goods.
Customers may apply for a return or exchange within 30 days after receiving product(s). Refunds will be made by the same method you used to pay.
Please note: Sale and promotional items are excluded and remain subject to our regular return/exchange policy.
1, Cancellation
If you want to cancel the order, please contact our customer service within 6 hours after placing the order and before the goods are shipped. We cannot cancel the order while the package is in transit. Thank you for your understanding.
2, Return & Exchange Conditions
• Returned within 30 days of receipt
• All items in original packaging with all parts and components
•All items in new condition with no damage or cut wires
•Return/Exchange shipments must be made using the same service as the original delivery.
•We can only accept returns/exchanges from the country to which an order was originally shipped, for example, orders delivered to the US must be returned from the US
Note：Any items that do not meet the above criteria will be subject to a restocking fee. After we receive the return，Credits will be issued using your original payment method, please allow up to 30 days for return and refund.
Kindly note:
We can accept your return, but not free for any reason. If there is something wrong with the quality of our products, we sent it wrong or missed it, we will give you a refund or replace the products.
But we are not responsible for these reasons, If your return is for any of the following reasons, please bear the return freight by yourself (Hope you can understand, thank you.)
• Items that have been installed or assembled
•Items that are not in the original condition and packaging
•Items that are Made-to-Order, Custom or Special Order to your specifications
•Items or packages damaged without any proof from local logistics
•Any items or style not listed on our website
Note: Return address: Please contact us and we will send you the return address once you decide to return the goods.
3, Refund
In case of a return, your refund will be credited to the original payment method. Shipping costs will not be refunded by Paxcang in case of returns.
Once your package reaches us, please allow 7-14 business days (depending on peak times) for your return to be processed. If your return does not meet the conditions listed, the package will be sent back to you at your own expense. When your return has been accepted, your refund will be issued and you will receive a confirmation email.
4,Damage
We assume full responsibility for products that have been defective due to incorrect packaging, any obvious damage to your products on arrival or during transportation. Please check the packaging when you receive the goods. If you find any damage, please record it when you sign for it. If the items in the package are damaged on arrival, please send the photos to support@.com and we will handle the insurance claim on your behalf.
5, How to return an item or an entire order?
Step 1: Please contact our Customer service team to start the return process with the following information:
Order number
Proof of purchase
Video or photo of the faulty product
Step 2: Insert your receipt, along with the items, back into the original packaging.
Return/Exchange Address: Please contact customer service
To return any items, please contact：sever@cloveme.com
About Us
We're working to turn our passion for Golf into a booming online website. We hope you enjoy our premium items as much as we enjoy offering them to you.
We started Golf Haven in early 2024.
We created www.cloveme.com as a way to deliver the greatest most high-quality problem-solving product to your front door.
Our Guarantee:
Highest quality with affordable price products
Reasonable Return & Exchange Policies
Knowledgeable Product Support and 24/7 Customer Support
Hope you can have a good experience in our shop.
kind regards！
Address:
651 N Broad St Suite 201
Middletown
Delaware 19709 US
Email:
serve@cloveme.com
